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BATTLE OF THE FAT

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Parsnip *FUCKING SLAPS THE SHIT OUT OF MIP*

Parsnip Your turn to bathe.

Parsnip Greasebeast.

Meinuelp *Raises his hand high, as it catches the golden rays of the sun, or just the ceiling light, he brings it down upon Parsnip's FAT THUNDER thighs in hopes of leaving a crimson hand mark.* I don't need a bath.

Parsnip *The sound of Mip slapping Parsnip's thigh resembled thunder, shaking the very soul of Parsnip* !! *With unstoppable force, Parsnip slapped Mip's arm, sending waves throughout his FAT WING OF AN ARM*

Meinuelp *Those waves not only went through his arm, but the many rolls on his neck to his face! Knocking his mechanical eye out! He stumbled back. His fat was no match against Parsnip's Godlike slaps.*

Parsnip *Parsnip went in for another attack! He raised one hand, and then another, as if calling forth the great seas of Poseidon! DOUBLE CHEST SLAP.*

Meinuelp *Moobs flopped everywhere as Mip let out a very fat sounding "OOoOoOoOoFFFFF" and landed hard on the ground. Sending a shock wave so powerful from underneath him, it caused tsunamis and wiped Japan off the map.*

Parsnip *Parsnip stood victorious over the slain beast. He survived the shock wave like a true hero. His grin was wide like the spread wings of an eagle. Little did he know, a thousand hello kitty stores were destroyed. If he found out, he would be heartbroken.*
((ooc: And this succeeded in killing me.))
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sunshine-psycho's avatar
{This. This is quite possibly the best thing I've ever read.}